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AIRPORT GUIDE FOR CUNTS: DRESS UP AND RUN

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hi its me and i am blogging from the phone for the very first time! am sitting on a Ryanair plane to paris. Usually i belong to the easyjetset so this is interesting. have been traveling a lot lately and i am seing some patterns so here is my travel guide to cph airport not an advice but the truth: i always fly super early and always go to bed really late and pack/party all night. bad combo really. HOWEVER: my advice for packing is pick a character for ur trip. i chose business barbie for this trip so my suitcase contains three different waistcoasts, a pinstriped corsets, crisp shirts, a tie and suit pants and heels. ur tired the next day but the lack of sleep makes u electric in the airport  DRESS UP!!!! i've said it before......seing so many grey fruit of the loom tracksuits in the airport. teenagers go for leisure wear like they are stuck in this King Kylie era and dont know better but my many travels have taught me that dressing up gets u out of trouble. I used to be a sloppy t