FREUDIAN SLIP DRESS

its sunday morning. just got home. head spinning and feet buzzing from wearing cowboy boots all night. went to a wrestling game that turned into me riding a kids sized bike though the city to go to a hip hop party.  *falls a sleep* *wakes up 4 hours later* took my american flag outfit for another spin tonight, but added the other flag i had found the other day at xtania, cowboy boots, usa flag printed trousers and my homemade dollar bag to it. if u wear it twice its gotta be better the second time lol. no i dont mean that tbh, wearing the same outfit again and again is hot. do whatever. also made a look for my friend. silver ensemble from top to toe with with laces and bows. she called it a milkmaid from the future. the wrestling game was interesting. i got the tickets for my bday. in the beginning i thought all the men were gonna make out. all that rubbing and mourning and then no s*x? apparently men just wanna wear shiny outfits and roll around on each other. i love that. te...

cakes = glam c'est la vie = mood flags as dresses = punk & dramatic urbexing = sexy mamaloks = trending fashion = delusional but not politics politics = fashion christiania = new york of copenhagen its sunday and now i am sitting at Månefiskeren. i have just been to the fortune teller here in christania. xtania is the new york of copenhagen for sure. fortune tellers and real ppl everywhere. he tells u ur fortune using sorteper cars for 48,98 kr. and he is so well dressed i looked at the outfit more than the cards. also cus the cards just were so accurate that there was nothing i did not already know. he was wearing a hat with a crown on the front. and a gold embellished hoodie. glam. a real trendforecaster. (takes one to know one) have to work in 22 minutes but just gonna do a quickie here. woke up kinda early today and went for a walk with my boo. had an urbexing moment at statens serum institut. had a fastelavnsbolle with a pink heart on it. never celebrated this fastalavsbol...

hi whats up am sitting in a cafe in berlin after a coorperate turned messy weekend this is my first post since my vivienne and demna gvsalia rant and this post features interesting new facts about the balenciaga teddy bear children saga... i have been wearing some interesting things lately. lots of lingerie. but also random items randomly ending up on my face or body. the best fashion is always gifted or lying in the streets. from rasta beanies to facial glitter.  my friend who just left the café asked me why the fuck i was full of glitter on my neck....: well. THE GLITTER IN BERGHAIN KANTINE so what happened was i came to berlin with work stuff and somewhere between a talk and a meeting i lost my new phone+credit cards. stolen probably cus i am such a dumb bitch. i had just had an interesting and surprising conversation with this old(er) man. due to night life obligations from my previous life as a club politician/bouncer I went with the cultural mayor and other interests to talk ...

made baby bikinis for my friends pool party baptism last year

out: TRENDS (again) In: SWAG  out: visual content in: words out: lobotomy, delulu and designer drugs in: classic highs Out: if u know u know vibes In: an open heart and statement behaviour Out: busy and stressed In: busy and stoned (LEGALIZE) out: dressing indiesleaze if ur style was y2k before   In: swagger and quirks out: djs  In: booth bitches (again) out: The fashion Industry why u bitches never pay ur invoices In: making latte & dirty chai Out: hugging In: High fives and kisses on the cheek Out: colours In: black&white (again) In: xtania In: hypermasculinity in all forms (again)

DEATH in (dying, fake funerals, death tributes, testimonies) every year i write a trend forecast and i have done so for half a decade... the very first trendforecast was a pdf handed out only to the few lucky. it was written in 2018 for 2019 and was suggesting the ketamine cowboy (coined in 4 years later as ketamine chic) and referencing the diesel be stupid campaigns from the 10's. and who's a dumb bitch now? ppl out being cunty everywhere in their diesel belt skirts.. some years the trend forecast was just an instagram story, in 2020 i wrote that indie came back, made a tribute to freja beha and the acne atacoma wedge. its not hard to do this btw, its all just cycles. this was coined as indiesleaze in 2022 lol. then i wrote a few trendforecasts in a porn magazine, the formate was great but since the magazine was porn, it had to include points about sex and was just too sex negative for this. TMI... anyways so i needed somewhere else to write so i made this blog! cant wait to ...