THIS IS THE EXPERIENCE OF BEING AN AMERICAN WHORE

• cakes = glam
• c'est la vie = mood
• flags as dresses = punk & dramatic
• urbexing = sexy
• mamaloks = trending
• fashion = delusional but not politics
• politics = fashion
• christiania = new york of copenhagen

its sunday and now i am sitting at Månefiskeren. i have just been to the fortune teller here in christania. xtania is the new york of copenhagen for sure. fortune tellers and real ppl everywhere. he tells u ur fortune using sorteper cars for 48,98 kr. and he is so well dressed i looked at the outfit more than the cards. also cus the cards just were so accurate that there was nothing i did not already know. he was wearing a hat with a crown on the front. and a gold embellished hoodie. glam. a real trendforecaster. (takes one to know one)

have to work in 22 minutes but just gonna do a quickie here. woke up kinda early today and went for a walk with my boo. had an urbexing moment at statens serum institut. had a fastelavnsbolle with a pink heart on it. never celebrated this fastalavsbolle craze that happens in cph, but when i had to get a new phone i got a discount from the girl in the counter if i bought her a fastelavnsbolle. cakes are so festive, especially fastelavnsboller so colourful lol. was in the theater some weeks ago and the aristokrati had cakes matching their big marie antoniette dresses. cakes are super glam. 

got back to xtania, was sitting outside with the cat and spent some time on DBA. its my fave hobby alongside crossword puzzles. haven't been shopping so much cheap shit lately cus i've been buying expensive vintage. have been trying to do the whole vivienne westwood thing the last couple of years after i got more money, where i buy super expensive shit that are classic and will last, but i started missing the lobotomy shopping on DBA and the style that comes with it and now i'm fully back. just bought some pink kitten heels and three pairs of mameloks. i'm in my ballroom, bows, tutu era. everything over the top and ruffled really. went to nyc in september and then i have been going to the opera a few times lately and now i wanna dress like i'm a cake. said to my bff while chearing for new years eve: lets have more LOVE and more DRAMA! 

speaking of drama, i went to my friends opening this week. half exhibiton half teenage party halbal. 3500 teenagers at an art museum was a vibe. had been painting clothes all day that day and quickly ran home and made a dress from an american flag. a slutty ensemble with some saftety pins and bam i looked like a vaquara model. was photographed a lot that night cus the dress was popping which sparked some drama on my IG. again a man thinks he is entitled to tell me what to wear. i dont believe in fashion as politics. but being political is definitely fashionable lol... ppl should look up punk culture and fashion history. a lot to learn here. flags are everywhere. from vivienne westwood back in the day to barragan this week. danish girls wearing american flags... the flaggotry is everywhere lol. like lana del ray on A&W:

This is the experiеnce of being an American whore

also today i went to the recycle place in xtania where they have free clothes. found a perfectly studded lace top. it looks bedazzled but its the flat metal studs. super gourgeous. it says C'EST LA VIE with these high school jog letters. i want it myself, but gave it away to my friend who said that 2023 is gonna be all about the c'est la vie. funny thing is that i also found another american flag there. another proof that xtania is the NYC of cph. this flag is longer and I can be make it into a maxi dress with the stars on the boobs. fab. 

okay now i have to get to work and music in here is too loud to write something smart anyways....

okay just got home from my shift. writing this while the cat in on my chest. cute. had to run at 9o clock to get a shower in the common sauna before they closed. have been at Staden all weekend and have meetings in the morning. just finished my first sunday night shift at månefiskeren. such a mood to work there (its voluntary cus they broke and i'm not) ... ppl are so chill and had friends coming all day hanging out in the bar. fabolous. 

balenciaga update: Demna whom i wrote an orbitury for, came out as with the first big statement since the balenciaga teddy bear crisis in the end of 2022. balenciaga are now donating money to children af and Demna wants to craft clothes in stead of just reference culture. is basically what the statement said. very interesting cus the orbatury was also a final word for the lobotomy spark they made in fashion since they made their first ikea bag. they started the fashion lobotomy. referencing everything. but now they wanna be all crafty and serious same time as mschf comes out with the red rubber boot and ppl are like "now fashion is really getting crazy". smart. but still bye bye balenciaga. the unhinged-ness of the smaller brands are getting the attention now. good or bad but they're the ones on the magazine covers.

xx